Funky Face

I have often wondered where Tyce Diorio (real name Diborio) came up with the idea for his chin strap facial hair.  Well, I stopped by a restaurant in Missoula last night and discovered what I believe to be the source of all the evil in the world.  Could Tyce be in Montana planning an attack?  Only time will tell.  But I think we can all agree that Tyce has frequented this "Funky Face Disguises" vending machine.  Apparently he was easily persuaded by the encticing "Look Cool!" print on the front.  Oh, Tyce.  How wrong you were.  How wrong you were...

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Nice. That's right up there with the "Street Gear" dispenser I once found in a Safeway. It gave out skull caps and such. I love these things!